square-enix:

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

ruinedchildhood:

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

memes–memes:

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY MY DELCIOUS 👅💦 DADDIES!!😉😛 Today we honor the man👨🏻 who 🍆🍑💦banged yo mama👩🏻 to make a little bitch😋 Get ready to scream “harder daddy"🍆 all night long and swallow💦💦👅 because without sperm you wouldn’t be here 😏😏😏❤️💦 Tell 🔟 of your thotty thot friends 👯👯 to get down and dirty😜 with they daddies👄 for an unforgettable fuck night🍆😩 and your favorite celebrity crush❤️ will FaceTime 😍😛 you tomorrow 💑👫

surprisebitch:

Nicki Minaj was asking what were the ages of everybody in Matt’s Bar Mitzvah but Matt knew how to play the game

chibi-pixel:

xascai:

stimmystuffs:

stimmystuffs:

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

controlled-khaos:

controlled-khaos:

leahfromthenorthwest:

sobeitjay2:

quietly-islayem:

notoriouslynay:

teatoppy:

quietly-islayem:

Dear painting niggas. Paint this!

I couldn’t do him justice😭

Not painting niggas 😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Dear arthoes

Dear niggas that be making them Good Times paintings

Dear niggas who only paint naked light skinned women with 1 body type, challenge yourself…

Is this what y'all wanna use y'all one tumblr wish of the year for?

-APaintingNigga

Dat Way ☝🏾…

Instagram.com/kiddbeatz

ithelpstodream:

THIS HAS ME CRYING I HAD TO SHARE😂

tarasgf:

“it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t

chingizhobbes:

my friends found this sleeping cat in istanbul and dressed her up.

battlepope:

poordork:

That tear deserves an Emmy

I have no idea what’s going on but I could watch this for 7 days straight

pavlovpuppy:

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then: